Copywriter. Friend.
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Tweets

What happens when Subway takes on McDonald’s? Twitter turned into a war zone, and I ran our real-time response war room on the front lines.
Victory tasted like sweet-onion teriyaki sauce.

 

The tiny text crossed off in the above picture reads “The concept of friendship is impossible between 2 non-sentient brands.”

 

Oh, we looked back at it.

We like to have fun.

Attitude was present.

Found this guy’s tweet, and decided to make his day.

That’s what a troll is, right?

Look out for Subway’s new Cheeseburger sub in a store near you!

Look out for Subway’s new Cheeseburger sub in a store near you!

That time Subway almost went on a date…

Not afraid to clap back.

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Yeah, Subway is hip and cool.

Yeah, Subway is hip and cool.

Sensitive Subs! Be gentle!

We don’t believe in a two-party system.